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PHONES HATE ME

1 min read
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust.

What is this, my 7th or 8th phone that I have violently killed. It was an accident. I swear it.And now it doesn't work, at all.

Yeah....


Why do phones always hate me?
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NEW TAGS

6 min read
Tagged by :iconsirrahmouse:

RULES:
1) You must post the rules.
2) Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal.
3) Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4) You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5) Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6) No tag backs.
7) No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 10 people.


So...5 facts about me
1) I am pansexual. I'm also bordering on asexual in the whole sexual attraction thing

2) My favorite characters are the ones that are so abused and broken down but no one knows because they smile and pretend to be dumb so that others don't see it.

3) I have become very good at that game of snakes that youtube gives you to play when your game is loading. I've one gotten 8 of the dots, then my video started and i died.

4) I hate geese. With a passion.

5) I have a ginger kink. :iconkidflashplz: :iconredarrowplz:  And a thing for people with red eyes. :iconkydwykkydplz: :iconjackspicerplz: But not at the same time.


Now for the questions:
1) What is your favorite fandom? Describe your favorite aspects of it, pretty please~
~Currently... Young Justice. It is darker than most comic book cartoon shows, brings in a lot of the comic book aspects, and has a lot of great characters. The plot actually has things that you have to pay attention to and they bring in some little comment from earlier in the season and it turns out that was a key plot point that doesn't just stick out.

2) What's your favorite color and why? Any specific memories behind it?
~Its a tie between Black and Green. Black goes with anything and can fit any situation and My mom and dad always said that I look best in green.

3) If you had only three days to live, with no chance on surviving, what would you do and how would you react?
~ I would make sure that my siblings are taken care of and spend a day with my family. Spend one day with my friends. And on the last day go to a crowd and kill as many people as I could with the rest of the time that I had left.

4) If you could create the perfect life-partner for yourself, be it male, female, or whatever, what would this person be like? What aspects of their personality and physical features would appeal to you?
~Well, Commanding, Rebellious, Willing to try anything, Knows when to behave. Gender doesn't really matter. Probably red hair in a guy and preferably albinism if a girl. mmm, albinos... ahem*clears throat* any way... Isn't with me just to have sex all the time. And has to like comic books.

5) Do you want children? If so, what would their names be and how would you raise the little devils darlings?
~Yes. I would name a girl Claire and a boy Nicholas. They would probable end up as eco-hippie children.

6) I'm going for the cliche here, but, what do you want to be when you grow up--or, if you are a grown up, is what you're doing now what you always wanted, or did you aspire for something different?
~ Honestly, I'm still not sure. Probably something to do with kids.

7) If you had the chance to become a superhero, what kind of hero would you be? What powers would you have, and would you keep your secret identity or let the world know who you were? Would you ask for money for your services?
~A hero that has very... flexible rules. I would do things that I felt were right, even if they aren't entirely legal. For powers, probably shape-shifting.  And Keep the identity secret so that when I break the law the other heroes wont bother me. I would only demand money from some people that deserve a little kick but still deserve to be saved. So, only money from ass-holes that can afford it.

8) If you could create your own country, what would you call it and what would its people be
like? What kind of culture? And what kind of government?
~Mardria. Hippie people. For culture, Asian-y and Canada-y. Monarchy

9) Are you a writer, or do you prefer to draw? Or do you not do either and just enjoy other peoples arts?
~I  can make up stories but actually putting them into word and describing the scenes is another thing. I generally just look at other things.

10) Any pairings you support? From what fandom are they? Would you go down with your ship, or do you casually ship? And, if you don't ship, why not?
~ WAY TO MANY. All of them.

11) And, finally, are you irritated that you got tagged? I know I'm not. This is fun. But, hey, you mad bro? Huh?
~I personally love these things

Well, here are my 11 questions.

1. If you could be any type of cookie, what type would you be?

2. What is your favorite book?

3. Where do you want to live when you grow up?

4. What is the most interesting(creepy) pairing you have ever seen?

5. What eye color do you prefer when looking for a date?

6. Describe your most embarrassing moment.

7. What is your spirit animal?

8. What would be your ideal pet?

9. What types of kinks do you have?

10. What would you do if you won the lottery?

11. What fandom are you right now? Any special pairings?


TAG
:iconsquidbiscuit:
:iconanime-lover-freak:
:iconthisguy97:
:iconjuniorimaginations:
:iconanzolr:
:iconhiddendemon-666:
:iconpirate-kit:
:iconqueensarwa:
:iconxxjust-a-nobodyxx:
:icontherealwadewilson:
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Tag, I'm it

5 min read
Tagged by: :iconsirrahmouse:

RULES:

1. You must post these rules.

2. Each person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.

3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you, and create 10 new questions for the people you tag to answer.

4. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.

5. Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.

6. No tag backs.

7. No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this." You have to tag 10 people.

My ten facts
1. My nose twitches. All the time. It is very uncomfortable and makes me feel like a fucked-up bunny.

2. My favorite pattern is houndstooth.

3. I assisted a goat in childbirth.

4. My 3 favorite colors are blue, green, and black.

5. I, for some reason, always feel guilty after getting presents.(Christmas, B-day, ect)

6. My hair has naturally been every color except red. And been died every color in the rainbow at least once.

7. My Christmas tradition consists of burning cookies and then watching the nightmare before christmas starting at about 9:30 at night.

8. I was born in Hawaii.

9. My mother wanted to name me Emily but my dad filled-out the paperwork while my mom was passed out after childbirth.

10. I have an irrational fear that my mom will just one day go away and I will end up raising my siblings by my-self or being separated from them.


Tagger's Questions:

1. What lead you to the amazeballs that is dA?
~~People telling me to suck it up and forcing me to join. So far not a bad choice.

2. If, by chance, you stumbled upon a thousand dollars in an unmarked, unclaimed suitcase, would you keep it? Or report it?
~~Keep. I'm not going to use it any time soon, but eventually. Don't want no fuzz or gangs to know that i got it.

3. If your computer, or whatever electrical device you're reading this on, right now, came to life and started talking to you, what would you do?
~~Pack my Apocalypse survival bag and prepare for the worst.

4. If you could change your gender, would you, and why?
~~Sure. Not permanently of course. Only for like a day, just to see what it's like.

5. If you had to sacrifice someone to the volcano gods, who would you sacrifice?
~~That friend that I secretly hate.

6. If you could mix four different animal species, and create an entirely new one, what would you mix and what would you call it?
~~Giant salamanders, Blobfishes, Centipedes, and Tarsiers. It would be called... The Dino-Sarus-Rex-A-Rawr

7. What is the oddest head-cannon you've ever had for a fandom?
~~Oh where to begin...Alright. So X-Men: Evolution. Toad was a hooker before Mystique found him and his mutation allows him to turn into a girl and get pregnant and all that stuffs that guys shouldn't have to do... SO anyway, The brotherhood doesn't have much money and Todd decides to go whore him-self out. His pimp is Jamie(Multiple) who was also a part time Drug dealer before the professor found him. which explains why Jamie and Todd are such good friend in my head-cannon. And somehow Todd and Jamie meet and Jamie becomes Todd's pimp. Also, Toad is a Dominant gay(with Kurt, and Lance, and Pietro. And not so dom with Wolverine. (What people, I already said he was a whore.)) I should probably just stop there. Before i get into all the other character head-cannon for that show.

8. What is the weirdest crack-pairing you've ever heard of, and for what fandom was it?
~~Kevin and Grandpa Max - Ben 10
kid flash and billy numerous - Teen titans

9. If you could be anything, what would you want to be?
~~A fey with unlimited magic

10. If you could choose between a universe where Doctor Who existed, or the Avengers existed, which would you choose?
~~Avengers.


My Questions
1) If you could change one thing with the world, What would it be?

2) Favorite type of cookie?

3) You just found out you had a million dollars. Whats the first thing you do?

4) If you could take the place of one of your favorite characters, Which would it be and why?

5) Most vivid fantasy about a cartoon character?

6) Preferred apocalypse? And would you survive?

7) Oddest story you have read?

8) If you could have any pet at all, What would you want?

9) Scariest nightmare?

10)  Best dream. In detail.


I tag you:
:iconkedd-p:
:iconthisguy97:
:iconreasabellwolf:
:iconkottakitty:
:iconseeweed73:
:iconderangedblackkitten:
:iconavareonart:
:iconjojoesart:
:iconpirate-kit:
:iconxxjust-a-nobodyxx:
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Sherlock

1 min read
Why did he have to "die!" I cried for him dammit. Its gong to be interesting to see where they bring the show after something like that. Also, Johnlock is now officially cannon. No way around that.
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MY OC

3 min read
Name: May Watson

Age: 17

Birthdate(MM/DD/YY): unknown

Height: 5ft 3

Weight: 126

Birthplace: Columbia

Eye Color: Silver

Hair: Black with blue streaks, short and choppy(yes the color is natural!)

Skin: Heavily scarred and light mocha colored

Place as character: runaway

Religion: none

Political affiliation: none

Culture: slums

Occupation: thief

Basic description: May has cat ears on her head and a long black tail with blue stripes. She has fangs, claws, and can morph into a tiger at will. She usually wears black boots and black pants with a black tank top and a green emerald hanging on a black choker.

Hobbies: Reading

Love interest(s): James, but he doesn't know about it

Sexual Orientation: straight

Dominant Hand: Ambidextrous

Education: no formal education

Ethnic Background: Columbian

Cultural Background: Fight clubs/ Labs

Family: no living biological family, 2 adopted sisters and 2 adopted brothers, 1 adopted niece

Gender: female

Friends: slim to none

Living Arrangements: abandoned places we find in whatever city or town he are in at the moment

Native tongue: Spanish

Favorite food: raw steak

Favorite color: blue and black

Favorite Music: any and all as long as it's loud

Other favorites: Lemonade, boots, heels, and pants

Who's your hero: This woman, everyone called her Marigold. When I was in the ring, she was like a mother to me, she healed me when I was hurt, held me when I cried, she was the one who taught me how to read. And sacrificed herself so I could escape.

Who's your main enemy: Damian. He was my owner till he sold me to the ring.

Biggest fear: Losing touch with reality and hallucinating.

Embarrassing experiences: Well… this one time I was sleeping and I heard some noises and got freaked out, so I kinda burst through a window and tackled this guy. Turns out he was my brother's boyfriend. And they were having an… intimate moment. Couldn't look at either of them for three days afterwards.

Lifelong dream: To get married, have a kid, and have people accept me for what I am and not fear me because of how I look.

Favorite place to relax: Laying on top of some really small something that is hanging over a cliff or off the side of a building.

What do you want to be when you grow up: Um, I never thought about it. I was always too worried about staying alive to worry about my future, maybe a teacher.
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